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Yorkshire Grit
« on: February 23, 2013 »
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  • A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts, -     


     

    “Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss p..s an cow shite an it could kill thee”


     

    The Bloke says: "Sir I am a Muslim from Pakistan, can you be speaking clearer, and slower please”


     

    The farmer replies: if....you.... Use.... Two ...Hands.......You.... Wont.... Spill ...Any"