A man returns home a day early from a business trip.
It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabbie if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabbie agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season football tickets.
HE paid for our house at the beach.
HE paid for our golf club membership, and
HE even pays the monthly bills!'
Slowly shaking his head, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?'
The cabbie replies, 'I'd cover his arse with that blanket before he catches cold.'