I over heard a conversation whilst sitting at a coffee shop in Los Gigantes.
A guy was sitting at the next table to me on his mobile phone - you couldn't help but over hear the conversation which went something like this - >>
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once a more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time"
Well, this conversation was also heard by a couple of ladies sitting at a nearby table and one of the ladies turned round to the guy and in a loud voice said
" You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine, how dare you have such a filthy conversation on the phone when all around can hear you. You are a disgraceful individual - you should not be speaking about your sexual activity in this most public place" - to which the guy replies sheepishly
" Hey !! - coola down lady - "Who's talking about sexa - eh ?"
"I'm justa tellin my friend how to spell "MISSISSIPPI"