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U speaka da Engleesh ??
« on: September 13, 2012 »
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  • I over heard a conversation whilst sitting at a coffee shop in Los Gigantes.

    A guy was sitting at the next table to me on his mobile phone - you couldn't help but over hear the conversation which went something like this - >>

    "Emma come first.  Den I come.  Den two asses come together.  I come once a more.  Two asses, they come together again.  I come again and  pee twice.  Then I come one lasta time"

    Well, this conversation was also heard by a couple of ladies sitting at a nearby table and one of the ladies turned round to the guy and in a loud voice said

    " You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine, how dare you have such a filthy conversation on the phone when all around can hear you.  You are a disgraceful individual - you should not be speaking about your sexual activity in this most public place" - to which the guy replies sheepishly

    " Hey !! - coola down lady - "Who's talking about sexa - eh ?"

    "I'm justa tellin my friend how to spell   "MISSISSIPPI"

    I wanted to be the Cincinnati Kid - but couldn't spell it