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The Traffic Warden's funeral
« on: July 17, 2012 »
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  • As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"
    The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters
    "Too late my friend, the paperwork's already done"