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Offline Edward Bear

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The Taliban
« on: September 29, 2012 »
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  •  The Afghan desert  A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the
    distance.  Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.
    The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only 5." The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find
    water first!"
     "OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am
    bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two
    miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah."
    Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped......

    "They won't let me in without a f-------g tie!