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Offline Edward Bear

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The Sperm Count
« on: February 21, 2011 »
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  • It's Hell to be Old  !

    OLD people  have problems that you haven't
    even considered yet! 
    An 85-year-old man was requested by his 
    Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical

    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
    this jar home and bring back a semen  sample

    The next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared
    at the doctor's office and gave him the  jar,
    which was as clean and empty as on the 
    previous day. 

    The doctor asked what happened and the man
    explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried
    with my right hand, but nothing.   Then I tried
    with my left hand, but still nothing..

    'Then I asked my wife for help.  She tried with
    her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. 
    She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
    then with her teeth out, still  nothing. 

    'She even called up Jacquie, the lady next door
    and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
    armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
    her knees, but still nothing.'

    The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your 
    The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get
    the jar open.'