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Offline Edward Bear

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The Haircut
« on: July 13, 2010 »
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  • A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,

    "How long before I can get a haircut?"

     

     The barber looked around the shop full of customers and

     Said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

     

     A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the

     

     Door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

     

    The barber looked around at the shop and said,"About 3 hours."

     

    The guy left.

     

     A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop

     

     And asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

     

    The barber looked around the shop and said,

     

     "About an hour and a half." The guy left.

     

     The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey,

     

     Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes.

     

    He keep asking how long he has to wait for a

     

     Haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

     

     A little while later, Bob returned to the shop,

     

     Laughing hysterically.The barber asked,

     

    "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"

     

    Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,

     

     

     

    "Your house!"