Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is?
Well here it is:
A man, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning
available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive in
the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to
stay in bed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she
would take the granddaughter out in the car.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see how
her Grandfather was.
'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?'
'Great, Grandpa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see
a single tosser, pratt or blind idiot, anywhere.