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Offline Edward Bear

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The Brothel
« on: July 23, 2012 »
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         The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County , Nevada , and saw a
         rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

        'May I help you, sir?' she asked.
        'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
        'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.
        'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

        Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit.
        Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

        The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
        Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was so very expensive. There were no discounts and the price was still $10,000.  The gentleman did not blink an eye. Again, he pulled out a wad of cash, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs...After an hour, he left.

        The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, surely a record in the history of brothels in Nevada , which date back to the early 1800's. But without hesitation he paid Valerie the ten grand and off they went upstairs.

        After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'
        The man replied, ' Billings , Montana .'
        'Really', she said. 'I have family in Billings ..'
        'I know,' the man said. 'I regret to tell you, but your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance.'

        The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
        1. Death
        2. Taxes
        3. Being screwed by a lawyer