The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on
their mobile phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that
she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee
with a friend.
She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking,
send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I'm on the bog, please advise.
(Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?)