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Offline Edward Bear

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« on: July 01, 2013 »
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  • The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on
    their mobile phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that
    she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee
    with a friend.

    She texted:   If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
    send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking,
    send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.

    The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

    I'm on the bog, please advise.

    (Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?)