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Ten Questions to Ponder Over Christmas
« on: December 07, 2012 »
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  • 1.  IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
    2.  IS SANTA SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE?
    3.  WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
    4.  WHY DO THEY LOCK PETROL STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK IN AND CLEAN THEM?
    5.  IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
    6.  DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
    7.  IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
    8.  IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
    9.  WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASTEROIDS"?
    10.  WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?