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Offline Edward Bear

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Some more Smilers
« on: May 12, 2010 »
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  • Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
    A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
    A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
    Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

    The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful

    A man was telling his neighbour, 'I've just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand pounds, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
    'Really,' answered the neighbour . 'What kind is it?'

    'Twelve thirty..' said the man