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  • Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

    A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson said, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."

    There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant, and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

    In the 1800s in England, artists funded the local parish by selling their paintings. But this was superseded by the invention of the church raffle. From then on, the artists became known as the pre-raffle-ites.