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Offline Edward Bear

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Situations vacant
« on: January 13, 2011 »
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  • Gynaecologist's Assistant
    A man went to Harley Street in London having seen an advertisement for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
    Naturally interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

    The clerk pulled up the file and read;
    ? The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.
    The annual salary is ?65,000, but if you're interested you'll have to go to Manchester ?

    ?My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man.

    The clerk answered, "No sir, that?s where the end of the queue is!"

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  • I was telling my mate the other day that an old bloke was driving around on a tractor shouting " the end of the world is upon us!". He said, "that sounds like Farmer Geddon!".