Some strange rules and regs on display at Royal Sun:-
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
Please leave your values at the Reception Desk
Guests are requested to complain at the Reception Desk daily between the hours of 9 and 11.00am
You are invited to take full advantage of the chambermaid
Salad the proprietors own make - limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplins in the shape of a finger, roasted duck let loose, beef rashers beaten up in the Russian country fashion
For your convenience we recommend courteous efficient self-service
Apologies for the opening of the new swimming pool - it has been rapidly taking shape due to management throwing in the bulk of their workers
To stop the drip - turn cock to right
(A large note on the restaurant Specials Board) - "Special Today - No Ice cream"
If this is your first vist to our Royal Sun - you are welcome to it
You couldn't make it up could you !!