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Offline losgiganteskid

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Rules/regulations at Royal Sun
« on: April 26, 2013 »
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  • Some strange rules and regs on display at Royal Sun:-

    The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

    Please leave your values at the Reception Desk

    Guests are requested to complain at the Reception Desk daily between the hours of 9 and 11.00am

    You are invited to take full advantage of the chambermaid

    Salad the proprietors own make - limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplins in the shape of a finger, roasted duck let loose, beef rashers beaten up in the Russian country fashion

    For your convenience we recommend courteous efficient self-service

    Apologies for the opening of the new swimming pool - it has been rapidly taking shape due to management  throwing in the bulk of their workers

    To stop the drip - turn cock to right

    (A large note on the restaurant Specials Board) -  "Special Today - No Ice cream"

    If this is your first vist to our Royal Sun - you are welcome to it

    You couldn't make it up could you !!



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    Offline GandT

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    Re: Rules/regulations at Royal Sun
    « Reply #1 on: April 26, 2013 »
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  • C,mon LG Kid. You must have made at least some of these up. You have certainly brightened up a cold Friday evening north of the border. We are in stitches. Keep em coming.

    Offline losgiganteskid

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    Re: Rules/regulations at Royal Sun
    « Reply #2 on: April 28, 2013 »
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  • Actually one of the best notices can be read in the public toilets, as follows:-

    "Toilet light operates with motion sensor.  Turns off approximately 15 mins after last recognised motion"
    I wanted to be the Cincinnati Kid - but couldn't spell it