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Offline Edward Bear

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Recognise this one chaps.
« on: September 17, 2011 »
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  • She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual  soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

     

    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."