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Offline Edward Bear

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Realisation
« on: October 18, 2011 »
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  • To think you have lived to be 88 years old and know who you are,  then along comes someone and blows it all to hell .......An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks coffee bar and ordered his usual drink. He was still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket. 


    He was drinking his coffee when a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole adult life flying planes. First Stearmans, then the early Grummans. I flew Wildcats and Corsairs in WWII. In the Korean conflict I flew Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds,  so I guess I am a pilot. And what are you?'


    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'


    The two then continued drinking their coffee in silence.


    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old man and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"


    The old pilot replied, 'I always thought I was, but I've just found out I'm a lesbian.'