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Offline Edward Bear

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« on: December 06, 2012 »
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  • Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending

    the night together in a hotel room and Donald

    wanted to have sex with Daisy.

    The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have

    a condom?"

    Donald frowned and said, "No."

    Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,

    they could not have sex.

    "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she


    So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the

    hotel clerk if they had condoms.

    "Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out

    from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

    The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them

    on your bill?"

    "Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"