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Offline Edward Bear

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Politically incorrect
« on: November 06, 2010 »
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  • Extract from Tony Blair's  new book!

                   'I had regularly started jogging out of Downing           
         Street . On each run I happened to jog past a hooker             
    standing on the same street corner, day after day.

                   With some apprehension I would brace myself as I
    approached her              for what was most certainly to follow.

                  "Fifty quid!" she would shout from the kerb.

                  "No way, 50p!" I fired back..

                   This ritual between myself and the hooker continued for
    days.

                  I'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty quid!"

                  And I'd yell back "50p!"

                   One day however Cherie decided that she wanted to
    accompany me on              my jog.

                   As we jogged nearer the problematic street corner, I
    realised the              "pro" would bark her ?50 offer and Cherie
    would wonder              what I'd really been doing on all my past
    outings.

                   I realised I'd need to have a damn good explanation for
    my              illustrious lawyer wife.

                   As we jogged into the turn that would take them past the
    corner,              I became even more apprehensive than usual.

                  Sure enough, there was the hooker.

                   I tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the
    pair of              us jog past.

                  Then, from the pavement, the hooker yelled,

                   "See what you get for 50p?"