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Patrick's and his brothers
« on: September 11, 2010 »
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     Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders three pints of Guinness  & sits in the
    corner of the room,

    Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.  When he had finished all three, He went
    back to the bar & ordered three more.

    The barman says,"You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it
    ............................... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a

    Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ;  & de odder in
    Australia ;  & here I am in Dublin . 

    When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all
    drank togedder."

    The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.

    Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... Ordering
    three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished. 

    One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.   

    All the other regulars in the bar notice & fall silent.

    When he goes back to the bar for the second round,

    The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my
    condolences on your great loss."

    Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh, "Oh
    no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!   

    Tis me
    ................I've Quit Drinking!"