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Offline Edward Bear

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« on: August 27, 2010 »
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  • Breaking News:

    Police in Liverpool just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, ?50 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked East European  prostitutes all in a semi- detached house behind the Public Library in Toxteth.

    Local residents were stunned.

    A community spokesman said:

    "We're shocked. We never knew we had a f***n' Library!!"