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Offline Edward Bear

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More giggles
« on: September 19, 2011 »
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  • Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonay.

    One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and                        went golfing.

    After a long night of making love, the guy
    notices a photo of another man, on the woman's
    nightstand by the bed.  He begins to worry.

    'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.

    'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.

    'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.

    'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his
    'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires,
    hoping to be reassured.

    'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
    she answers.

    'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.
    She whispers in his ear

    'That's me before the surgery.' ....

    A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters

    'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'