Little Johnny was walking home frofm school with his Mum, telling her about his day.
"Mummy, at playtime I saw Daddy's car go into the woods and Auntie Jane was with him!"
"Oh, " said Mum, "Carry on........"
"Then me and Jack sneaked out and followed them and saw them kissing and..."
"stop!" said his Mum, "Why don't you save your story and tell us all tonight so Daddy can hear this too?"
So at tea time at the table, Johnny said,
"I saw Daddy's car go into the woods near school and me and Jack went into the woods. We saw Daddy kissing Auntie Jane and then they took their clothes off and do that thing what Mummy and Uncle Bob do when Daddy's at work........................"
The moral of this story is: Women should always shut up, listen and let people finish before interrupting!