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Offline Edward Bear

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Kids and the quickie
« on: April 13, 2012 »
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  • The Quickie

    The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon ?quickie? with their 8-year old son in the

    apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars bar and tell him to report

    on all the street activities.

    Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

    'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.

    'An ambulance just drove by!'

    'Looks like the Anderson's have company,' he called out.

    'Matt's riding a new bike!'

    'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'

    'Jason is on his skate board!'

    After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having a shag!'

    Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

    Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know that?'

    'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars bar.'