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Offline Dolly Diver

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installing a husband
« on: December 18, 2008 »
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    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower
    and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
    Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
    programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
    to no avail.

    What can I do?



    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2
    and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

    If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
    run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
    default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

    Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
    Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
    (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
    your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
    ;program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
    and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
    additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking
    3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck Babe!
    Tech Support