Just returned from a stay at the Hotel Los Gigantes and there follows a word perfect conversation I had one morning between myself and room service.
Me "Room Service ?"
RS "Yes. Morny - ruin sorbees"
Me "Sorry, I thought I dialled room service"
RS "Rye - ruin sorbees. Morny - Jewish to oder sunteen ??"
Me "Yes, i'd like to order bacon and eggs"
RS "Ow - July den"
RS "Ow - July den - fry, boy, pooch ?"
Me "Oh ! - the eggs - how do I like them - Sorry, scrambled please".
RS "Ow July den baychem - crease ?"
Me "Crisp, will be fine"
RS "Hokay. An san toes"
Me "What ?"
RS "San toes - July san toes ?"
Me "I don't think so"
RS "No - judo one toes"
Me " I'm really sorry, but I don't know what judo one toes means !!"
RS "Toes!! - Toes!! - why dew Don Juan toes ? - ow bow singlish mopping we bother ?"
Me "English muffin" right i've got it ! - you were saying Toast, fine, yes an English muffin will be fine"
RS "We bother ?"
Me "No - just put the bother on the side"
RS "Wad -?"
Me " I mean butter - just put it on the side"
Me "What ?"
RS "Copy, tea, mill ?"
Me "Yes - coffee please and that's all"
RS "One Minnie - Ass ruin torino fee - strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy - rye ??"
Me "Whatever you say !"
RS "Tend jew berry mud"
Me "Your welcome"
After that - I decided to have my breakfast with everbody else - in the restaurant !!