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Golfing Terms
« on: July 21, 2010 »
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  • A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

    A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

    A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

    A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but it wasnt

    A Cuban - needed one more revolution

    An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

    An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

    A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another

    A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

    A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

    A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional

    A Glen Miller - didn't make it over the water

    An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

    A Russell Grant - a fat iron

    A Rodney King - over-clubbed

    An O.J. Simpson - got away with it

    A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

    A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

    A Robin Cook - just died on the hill

    A Michael Jackson - gradually fading

    A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs
    A Ken Livingstone - quite far left

    A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right

    A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

    A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

    A circus tent - a BIG top

    An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

    A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

    A Sally Gunnell - ugly, but a good runner

    A Liz McColgan - Ugly but runs forever

    A Brazilian - Shaves both sides of the hole

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    Re: Golfing Terms
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  • Very good fitbadaft. I really liked that one.