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Offline Chiquita

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Getting a date
« on: July 23, 2012 »
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  • I was in a club last night and a really ugly woman came up to me, she squeezed my butt and said, ''Give me your phone number.''
    I said, ''Have you got a pen?''
    She smiled and said, ''Yes.''
    I said, ''Well you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're missing!"