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Offline Edward Bear

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« on: November 28, 2012 »
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  • Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
    She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.
    Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
    The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
    'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
    The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a
    Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'
    'I am a Chelsea fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
    The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Chelsea fan?'
    'Because my mum is a Chelsea fan, and my dad is a Chelsea fan,
    so I'm a Chelsea fan too!'
    'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is
    no reason for you to be a Chelsea fan. You don't have to be just like
    your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and
    your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'
    'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.