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Offline Edward Bear

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Even nearer Paddy's night
« on: March 10, 2010 »
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  • Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses &
    lies
    on the bed spread-eagled & says 'You know what I want don't you?'

    'Yeah,' says Paddy. 'The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!'

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    Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbour's dog is barking like
    mad
    in the garden. Paddy says 'To hell with this!' & storms off.

    He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks 'What did you do?'
    Paddy replies 'I've put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like
    it!'



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