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Offline Edward Bear

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Even more smilers
« on: January 13, 2010 »
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  • Cherie Blair's Chauffeur.
     Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
     Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the
     car comes to a stop.
     Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
     'You get out and check - you were driving. '
     The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
     'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Cherie.
     Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
     with a big, stupid grin on his face.
     'My god, what happened to you? 'asks Cherie.
     The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best
     bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter
     made love to me. '
     'What on earth did you tell the farmer? 'asks Cherie.
     ' Well, I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them:
     ' I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur ... and I've just killed the cow.!!!