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Offline Edward Bear

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« on: September 29, 2011 »
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    My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she
    took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in
    the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear
    fine.  The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to
    keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some
    "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

    Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the
    till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your
    arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

    Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

    The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body
    lotion for a couple of days."

    Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,
    I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

    The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."