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Offline Edward Bear

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Different slant on Religion
« on: February 05, 2011 »
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    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
    off, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more,
    after a bit, he shook his head and

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so
    he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
    'Jesus is watching you.'

    out, he shined his light around frantically, looking
    for the source of the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    you say that?' he hissed
    at the parrot.

    'Yep', the parrot confessed,
    then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
    watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,
    huh? Who in the world are you?'

    replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
    'What kind of people would name a bird




    'The kind of people that would name a
    Rottweiler Jesus.'