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Diary of a Cruise Ship
« on: August 14, 2010 »
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  • DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

     
    DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

    All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets.  Really, really exciting.

    Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.

    It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!

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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

    Entire day at sea, beautiful.  Saw whales and dolphins.  Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

    At the pool today.  Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.  Felt honored and had a wonderful time.  He is very attractive and attentive.
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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

    Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.  Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.  He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.  Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

    Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day.  Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
    Really is quite charming.  Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.  Again I declined.  He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship...  I was shocked.

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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

    Today I saved 1600 lives.

     

    Twice.