Blond Husband comes home early from work and hears strange noises coming from upstairs. He shouts to his wife and procedes up to the bedroom. On opening the door he finds his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. He asks her whats wrong. She says that she thinks that she is having a heart attack.
He rushes down stairs to the phone to call an ambulance. Just as he picks the phone up his 3 year old daughter pops her head up from behind the settee. He asks her what she is doing. She says she is hiding, as Uncle John is upstairs with no clothes on.
He slams down the phone and rushes back upstairs. On the entering the bedroom he starts to look around and eventually opens the wardrobe. Inside is his brother with no clothes on.
He looks at his brother and says "I don?t believe you......... My wifes lying there having a Heart Attack and your running around the house naked scaring the bloody kids" !!!!