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Offline Edward Bear

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Beware the Confessional
« on: March 16, 2013 »
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         An Irish man went to confession in St.  Patrick's Catholic Church.
     
           'Father', he confessed, 'it has been  one month since my lastconfession... I had sex with Fanny Green twice last  month.'
     
         The priest told the sinner, 'You are  forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'
     
           Soon thereafter, another Irish man  entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last  confession. I've had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two  months.'
     
           This time, the priest questioned, 'Who  is this Fanny Green?'
     
           'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the  sinner replied.
     
         'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and  say ten Hail Mary's.;
     
           At mass the next morning, as the  priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall,
          Voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous  redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church  fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in  front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore  matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
     
     
         The priest and the altar boy gasped as  the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs  spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any  underwear.
     
     
           The priest turned to the altar boy and  whispered, 'Is that Fanny Green?'
     
       
     
         The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't  believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just  a reflection from her shoes'