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Offline Edward Bear

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Beware religious observance
« on: March 26, 2011 »
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  • A young couple wanted to join the church, the priest told them, 'We
    have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain
    from sex for one whole month.'

    The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the
    Church. When the priest ushered them into his office, the wife was
    crying and the husband was obviously very depressed. 'You are back so
    soon...Is there a problem?' the priest inquired.

    'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
    from sex for the required month.' The young man replied sadly

    The priest asked him what happened. 'Well, the first week was
    difficult... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.
    The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed
    to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold
    showers, Prayer, reading from the Bible....anything to keep our minds off
    Carnal Thoughts.

    One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.
    When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had
    my way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate
    sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both
    drenched in sweat,' admitted the man, shamefacedly.

    The priest lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this
    means you will not be welcome in our church.'

    'We know.' said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome
    at Homebase, either.'