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abudabidozy

Bank Crisis
« on: September 19, 2008 »
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  • Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK ,

    uncertainty has now hit Japan.

     In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut

    some of its branches.

     Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in

    Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

    Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on

    at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.



    Hygroscopio

    Re: Bank Crisis
    « Reply #1 on: September 22, 2008 »
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  • also Fannie Mae is now under pubic ownership.

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    Re: Bank Crisis
    « Reply #2 on: September 23, 2008 »
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  • also Fannie Mae is now under pubic ownership.

    Note to abudabidozy,

    the old ones are sometimes the best but this last quote is a classic !  ;D ;D ;D

    Hygroscopio

    Re: Bank Crisis
    « Reply #3 on: October 10, 2008 »
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  • Question: What's the difference between a merchant banker and a pigeon?

    Answer: A pigeon can still make a deposit on a ferrari....

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    Re: Bank Crisis
    « Reply #4 on: October 16, 2008 »
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  • Another bank based on the Isle of Dogs has gone bust today so they've had to call in the retreivers ::) ::)

    sebastian

    Re: Bank Crisis
    « Reply #5 on: October 21, 2008 »
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  • Does anybody know how many dodgey mortgages these septic tanks were sold to cause this problem or are we all to stupid to realize that it was caused by the war in Iraq and Afghanistan....... CONFUSED


    Sebastian

    amunette

    Re: Bank Crisis
    « Reply #6 on: October 23, 2008 »
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    CONFUSED

    Obviously, hun!!! This is the jokes forum.

    sebastian

    Re: Bank Crisis
    « Reply #7 on: October 23, 2008 »
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  • never realised as one did not break a smile or wind at any so called jokes Amuanut

    amunette

    Re: Bank Crisis
    « Reply #8 on: October 23, 2008 »
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  • LOL

    Hygroscopio

    Re: Bank Crisis
    « Reply #9 on: October 24, 2008 »
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  • Question. What is the capital of Iceland ?


    Answer, About 3 Pounds fifty  !!!!



    P.S Amunette, example of ''CONFUSED''

    ''as CONFUSED as a blind lesbian in a fish market''