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Offline Dolly Diver

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Are you insured for sex?
« on: July 05, 2013 »
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  • Are you insured for sex?

    Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

    Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

    Sex with your husband/wife - Legal & General;

    Sex on the telephone - Direct Line;

    Sex with your partner - Standard Life;

    Sex with someone different - Go Compare;

    Sex with a man/lady of generous proportions - More Than;

    Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels;

    Sex with a posh person - Privileged;

    Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union;

    Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability;

    Sex with an OAP - Saga;

    Sex resulting in pregnancy -  General Accident;

    and finally

    Sex with a transvestite -

    Offline dablar

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    Re: Are you insured for sex?
    « Reply #1 on: July 05, 2013 »
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  • I've done most of those without insurance.