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Offline Edward Bear

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And again
« on: March 22, 2010 »
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  • The Hunter walked over to a tree and propped up his
    Shotgun.  Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell
    Over, and discharged shooting the Hunter in the genitals.
     
    Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.. "Well
    Sir, I have some good  news and some bad news . . . The good news is that you are
    Going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little
    Internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot . . .'
     
    "What's the bad news?,"  asked the Hunter.
     "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive  buckshot damage
     Done to your penis. I'm going to haveto refer you to my  sister.'"
     
    "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the Hunter replied.
    "Is  your sister a plastic surgeon?"
     
    "Not exactly," answered the doctor. 
    "She's a flute player in the  Govan Flute Band. 
    She's  going to teach you where to put your fingers
    So you don't pish in your face.