The Hunter walked over to a tree and propped up his
Shotgun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell
Over, and discharged shooting the Hunter in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.. "Well
Sir, I have some good news and some bad news . . . The good news is that you are
Going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little
Internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot . . .'
"What's the bad news?," asked the Hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage
Done to your penis. I'm going to haveto refer you to my sister.'"
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the Hunter replied.
"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor.
"She's a flute player in the Govan Flute Band.
She's going to teach you where to put your fingers
So you don't pish in your face.