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Offline Edward Bear

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Accountancy with a difference
« on: November 26, 2010 »
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  • A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him  that she needs to file her taxes.   

    The  accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."   

    He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.  And then asks, "What's your occupation?"   

    "I'm a prostitute," she says.   

    The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that." 

    The  woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".  "No,  that still won't work. Try again." 

    They both think for a minute; then the woman says,  "I'm an elite chicken farmer." 

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" 

    "Well, I raised a thousand little cocks last year." 

    "Chicken Farmer it is."