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Offline Edward Bear

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A Volcanic Joke
« on: April 29, 2010 »
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  • Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
    > 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from  London Heathrow to  Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit
     
    back,relax  and...... OH, MY GOD !'
       
    > Silence  followed!

    > Some  moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
    > 'Ladies and  gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I  was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
     
     One passenger yelled...
     
    'For f*#k's sake ..... you should see the back of mine!!!'