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Offline Edward Bear

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A rude Irish one
« on: July 16, 2013 »
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  • Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny
    Mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top
    Of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without
    Underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you
    Looking at my vagina?"

    "Yes, I'm sorry," Paddy replies and promises to avert his eyes. "It's
    Quite all right," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this,
    I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the vagina blows him a
    Kiss.

    Paddy, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder vagina
    Can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. Paddy stares in
    Amazement as the vagina winks at him. "Come and sit next to me,"
    Suggests the woman, patting the seat. Paddy moves over and she smiles
    And asks, "Would you like to stick 2 fingers in?"

    Stunned, Paddy replies, "You're kidding-you mean it can whistle, too?"