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Offline Edward Bear

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A Lady of horizontal refreshment
« on: November 24, 2010 »
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  • An Irish daughter had not been home for over a year.
    > Upon her return,  her Father cussed her.
    > 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a
    > line?
    > Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mothe thru?'
    > The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a
    > prostitute...'
    > 'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot!  Sinner! You're a disgrace
    > to
    > this Catholic family.'
    > 'OK, Dad - as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
    > coat,
    > the title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a ?5 million savings
    > certificate.
    > For me little brother, this gold Rolex.
    > And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible
    > that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club.....(takes a
    > breath).....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board
    > my new yacht in the Riviera and...
    > 'Oh Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl!
    > I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!