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Offline Tanemera

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Getting Older in Uxbridge
« on: January 27, 2018 »
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A group of guys,all turning 40,discussed where they should meet for Lunch.
Finally it was agreed they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini shirts.
Ten years later at age 50 the friends once again discussed where they should meet for Lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive, the food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later at age 60 the friends again discussed where they should meet for Lunch. Finally it was agreed they would meet in Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music and it was good value for money.
Ten years later at age 70 the friends discussed where they should meet for Lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later at age 80 the friends discussed where they should meet for Lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet in Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

Offline frogeddy

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Re: Getting Older in Uxbridge
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2018 »
Well done Tanemara ..... competition for Edward Bear.