Zoo wouldn't believe it !

[losgiganteskid]

On a visit to a zoo Gary is looking at a rather large gorilla when the zoo keeper approaches him and says "This gorilla is on heat and we urgently need someone to have sex with it - would you consider shagging it for £500 ?"

Gary says "Yes - I will, subject to 3 conditions

1st. I'm not going to kiss it

2nd My family must never know

and 3rd. You need to give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together"

[Georgie]

Excellent