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Offline Edward Bear

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The Irish Divorce
« on: November 05, 2018 »

The Irish mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her
son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his
suitcase.

"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my
wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.  I get
home ... and guess what I found?  Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked
with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!  This is unforgivable!  The end of
our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There
is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately
and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation... She never
got your email!"