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Offline Edward Bear

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Slip of the tongue
« on: October 17, 2018 »
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married agian?"
 HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
 WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
 HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."
 WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
 HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
 WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
 HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
 WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
 HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.."
 WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
 HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
 WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
 HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
 WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
 HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
 WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
 HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
 WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
 HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
 WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
 HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
 WIFE: -- Silence --
 HUSBAND: "Sh*t"