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A man goes to the Doctors complaining of a sore bot bot - "go behind the screen and drop your trousers and pants and bend over" - says the Doc

Upon a close examination the Doctor says "you've got something sticking out your bottom" and proceeds to pull out a 10 note, that in turn shows another piece of paper - "that's a 50 note" says the Doctor - then another 10 note appears followed by a couple of 20 notes.

This goes on for a few minutes with more and more 5, 10, 20 and 50 notes coming from the rear end

The Doctor then says "Well - that seems to be the lot, there's no more money protruding" - "thanks very much" says the man - "can you count it Doc and see how much there is ?"

The Doctor is counting and after a few minutes exclaims - " you have 1990"

To which the man says - "Thanks Doc - but I told you when I came in I wasn't feeling 2 grand"
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Let's all have a laugh / Re: another quickie
« Last post by Tanemera on December 29, 2018 »
I'm sure I read this somewhere already. Too many egg noggs Edward?
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General Discussion / Re: Merry Christmas everyone
« Last post by Tussin on December 27, 2018 »
Merry xmas and happy new year to all on the forum, arriving tomorrow for the festivities , can't wait..
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General Discussion / Re: Three kings festival
« Last post by lesleygee on December 27, 2018 »
I'll second that Linda. :D
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General Discussion / Re: Three kings festival
« Last post by linda on December 27, 2018 »
Hope we make it
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General Discussion / Re: Three kings festival
« Last post by lesleygee on December 27, 2018 »
Thanks Mags, can't wait, will keep an eye out for you both xxx
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General Discussion / Re: Three kings festival
« Last post by magsnmike on December 27, 2018 »
Looking forward to the festivities and see you two again.  xxxx   Safe travels  xxxx
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General Discussion / Three kings festival
« Last post by lesleygee on December 26, 2018 »
Looking forward to coming over next Friday and also can't wait for the festival on Saturday night. Hope the weather is kind to the kids, can't wait to enjoy the festivities x
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General Discussion / Re: I cannot stand it
« Last post by Tanemera on December 26, 2018 »
Couldn't agree more, Blarer.  The title of this string and your last post says it all.  If you don't like us, Georgie, you know what to do.
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To rent, minimum 1 year.
Price all included 650 / month

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