A man goes to the Doctors complaining of a sore bot bot - "go behind the screen and drop your trousers and pants and bend over" - says the Doc

Upon a close examination the Doctor says "you've got something sticking out your bottom" and proceeds to pull out a £10 note, that in turn shows another piece of paper - "that's a £50 note" says the Doctor - then another £10 note appears followed by a couple of £20 notes.

This goes on for a few minutes with more and more £5, £10, £20 and £50 notes coming from the rear end

The Doctor then says "Well - that seems to be the lot, there's no more money protruding" - "thanks very much" says the man - "can you count it Doc and see how much there is ?"

The Doctor is counting and after a few minutes exclaims - " you have £1990"

To which the man says - "Thanks Doc - but I told you when I came in I wasn't feeling 2 grand"

Merry xmas and happy new year to all on the forum, arriving tomorrow for the festivities , can't wait..

Hope we make it

Looking forward to the festivities and see you two again.  xxxx   Safe travels  xxxx

Couldn't agree more, Blarer.  The title of this string and your last post says it all.  If you don't like us, Georgie, you know what to do.