A teacher asked her young class how many of them were Jeremy Corbyn fans.
Not really knowing what a Corbyn fan was, all the children raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he hadn’t raised his hand
He said, “Because I'm not a Corbyn fan."
The teacher then asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Corbyn?”
Little Johnny replied, “Because I’m a Conservative."
The teacher asked, “Why are you Conservative?”
He said, “Well, my Mum’s a Conservative, my Dad’s a Conservative, so I’m a Conservative."
Somewhat rattled by this answer, the teacher said, “If your Mum was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Corbyn fan”