Now that the Plaza at San Juan is finished, does anyone know if the market next Wednesday will be held there, if so, will Lala and myself will take a trip there.

A woman in Canada goes into a fishing tackle shop, she picks up a rod and reel and goes the the counter.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line.

It's a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.

I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.

At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00?
How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.".......

Happy New Year to everyone on the site. Will be over on 11th. If  any of you are in the Bamboo Bar on any of the quiz nights on Mondays and Thursdays and you hear an Irish accent that'll more than likely be me. 10 days and counting!

I am too annoyed for words at the moment, its 2 months away from Pancake Tuesday, yet the shops are selling Flour Eggs and Lemons already!

Pilgrim just enjoys a good stir and doesn’t need a spoon!