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General Chat / Re: GEORGIE
« Last post by Georgie on January 02, 2019 »
Pilgrim

Are you ok or do have a problem

Pizza capaccin Maria lovely

Have we bought a property are you jealous

My friends are special so if you think I have a problem please consult someone because jealously is not that easy to deal with
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General Chat / Re: GEORGIE
« Last post by pilgrim on January 02, 2019 »
Now that the Plaza at San Juan is finished, does anyone know if the market next Wednesday will be held there, if so, will Lala and myself will take a trip there.
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It's the same situation as indicated by the sign in Sweeney Todd's excellent Fish & Chip shop in Puerto Santiago, which says "Free Beer Tomorrow". 

Last time I asked the Ayuntamiento about the building you refer to the answer was "definitely next year".  Sadly, it has been the same answer for the past 15 years, so we have at least another 12 months to wait.
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Let's all have a laugh / A Fishing Story
« Last post by Edward Bear on January 01, 2019 »
A woman in Canada goes into a fishing tackle shop, she picks up a rod and reel and goes the the counter.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line.

It's a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.

I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.

At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00?
How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.".......
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Does anyone know if there are plans to knock this eyesore down please ?  it spoils the look of our lovely village .
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General Discussion / Happy New Year
« Last post by TimO on January 01, 2019 »
Happy New Year to everyone on the site. Will be over on 11th. If  any of you are in the Bamboo Bar on any of the quiz nights on Mondays and Thursdays and you hear an Irish accent that'll more than likely be me. 10 days and counting!
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And shock horror Easter eggs 🤣🤣
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I am too annoyed for words at the moment, its 2 months away from Pancake Tuesday, yet the shops are selling Flour Eggs and Lemons already!
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Let's all have a laugh / Re: What's that sticking out your bottom ????
« Last post by cs on January 01, 2019 »
Well said Davymar, completely agree and can I also say that I enjoy reading the jokes, please keep them coming
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Pilgrim just enjoys a good stir and doesn’t need a spoon!
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