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General Discussion / Re: Getting expensive
« Last post by magsnmike on October 31, 2018 »
We are at Sombrero 29th December, got a great deal with Thomas Cook last January.  Georgie will you be there. 
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General Discussion / Re: Mobility scooter
« Last post by magsnmike on October 31, 2018 »
Lesley, other than in the immediate Los Gigs area I cannot see a mobility scooter working. If you are in the Diamond apartments again forget it.  My Mum used to have one and they are ok on the flat but as soon as you introduce any inclines they are a death trap.  Taxis for your Mum xxxx
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General Discussion / Re: Mobility scooter
« Last post by Georgie on October 30, 2018 »
Going down hill is fun x
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General Discussion / Re: Catch-up TV
« Last post by losjack on October 30, 2018 »
Thank you, CS
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General Discussion / Re: Catch-up TV
« Last post by cs on October 29, 2018 »
Just contact  Direct Telecom and ask them to add catch up to your contract
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General Discussion / Re: Catch-up TV
« Last post by losjack on October 29, 2018 »
Thank you VM. Do you know how I can get it?
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General Discussion / Re: Catch-up TV
« Last post by VictorM on October 29, 2018 »
No initial set-up cost. Must be for minimum of one month. Cost in region of 10 Euros
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General Discussion / Catch-up TV
« Last post by losjack on October 29, 2018 »
Can someone please tell me the monthly cost of catch-up TV as an add-on to direct telecom rental? Also, is there an initial set up cost? Thanks
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Let's all have a laugh / The Lover
« Last post by Edward Bear on October 28, 2018 »
.

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work – not aware that her 9-year-old son is hiding in the closet.

Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

“Dark in here,” the boy whispers.
“Yes, it is,” the man replies awkwardly.
“I have a baseball. Want to buy it?”
“No, thanks.”
“My dad’s outside.”
“Okay, how much?”
“$250.”

A few weeks later, the same thing happens, and the boy and the mom’s lover find themselves in the closet together.

“Dark in here.”
“Yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball glove. Want to buy it?”
“No, thanks.”
“I’ll tell.”
“How much?”
“$750.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!”

“I can’t,” the boy replies. “I sold them.”

“How much did you sell them for?” the dad asks.

“$1,000,” the boy proudly announces.

“That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that,” the father says, shocked. “That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

At church that Sunday, the father alerts the priest, makes his child sit in the confession booth, and closes the door.

“Dark in here,” the boy says.

The priest replies, “Don’t start that sh*t again.”

 

 

 




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General Discussion / Re: Getting expensive
« Last post by unhappy on October 28, 2018 »
April, May & June are the cheapest times in Tenerife
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